PS

I cannot believe I almost forgot to post the thing that inspired me to post something in the first place.
The pants I hemmed with needle and thread today were purchased to my chagrin, as I didn't really have any pants that fit comfortably. At first I thought that maybe I was imagining things, but this is mainly because I have a terrible habit of assuming that anything I intuit is a product of my imagination. At any rate, I'm fairly certain that the pants are looser now than they were when I bought them a few weeks ago.
Awesome.